No, not another child, nor has my son discovered some part of human anatomy that has helped him make the leap to "threes."* My husband ran out this morning to see what kind of President's Day leftovers he could find, and came back with a new dishwasher!
It's a really nice model, and quiet enough that the littl'un slept through the inaugural wash.
And it also has a delayed start feature. Which is great for my dogs, really.
CARD: Hey, Molly, do you remember that time we were hanging out in the kitchen?
MOLLY: Yeah...
CARD: And we were waiting for Mom and Dad to come back?
MOLLY: Yeah...
CARD: And the dishwasher suddenly turned on all by itself???
MOLLY: Yeah.
CARD: That was weird.
MOLLY: Yeah. Can I lick your ears obsessively for a while?


*what on the human body comes in 3s anyway?